A complaint by a recent tourist has exposed a gaping vulnerability in local walking tour companies: the lack of a seated option. “This is a violation of my rights and it’s taking away my freedom!” complained Nebraska native and recent Savannah tourist Dylan Haire. “How can I be expected to walk around all day in […]
Like a can of Brisk Twisted Tea to the face, as the calendar switches over to 2021, all previous worries and woes have suddenly and violently disappeared. After all, 2020 was the year of the pandemic, certainly not this new, shiny year, 2021! This is the year in which a vaccine woefully under-purchased by an […]
Local man and 2nd time Trump supporter, Dan Bummet, is certain that all the people who have unfriended him on Facebook this election season will return once the election is over. Dan’s entire Facebook friend base has had it rough in 2020. Due to the pandemic shutdowns, his feed has been nothing but factually inaccurate […]
In a turn of events that, honestly, 2020 should have prepared us for, on Wednesday we awoke to find that The Connect gave our Best of Savannah award to the government of Savannah. In a decision that will shock no one who has casually glanced at American politics this year, the government accepted the award. […]
In a move intended to slow the spread of the novel coronavirus, Savannah Mayor Van Johnson has put a mandatory chastity belt order in place for all individuals who “continually and with malice put others at risk.” “If you don’t see the value in protecting human life then maybe you shouldn’t have the ability to […]
Today The Kessler Hotel Group announced plans to open another new hotel in the Riverfront district of Savannah. The hotel will feature a bar with a special theme; it is to be staffed entirely with slave labor. “I think they wanted to do something to celebrate Savannah’s rich history of cultural diversity, and this city […]
It was announced today that America’s Frontline Doctors plan to open a nationwide chain of urgent care centers. “We have been struggling to get the truth out in obscurity,” said Dr. Stella Immanuel. “But now thanks to the virtuous President Trump we finally have a national stage to amplify our absolute, total true message.” Like […]
Gov. “elect” of Georgia, Brain Kemp has made many promises, but one he doubled down on yesterday was to make sure Georgia is #1 again, in covid-19 cases that is. “I just found out that we are surrounded by Tennessee, Alabama, South Carolina, and Florida, but we can’t let them win! Right now our covid […]
1) Bachelorettes While this is the newest category of Savannah Tourist they have rocketed to the top of the list of most annoying. Bachelorettes make their way around the city using echolocation, much like bats. They woo as loud as they can and then wait for other bachelorettes to woo back so they know which […]
If you drive in Savannah you’ve probably noticed a peculiar habit of some drivers. When approaching a stop light some drivers will leave a whole car sized spot empty in front of them. They WILL NOT get any closer to that stop line, but why? We took to the streets to ask some locals why […]
