What was originally thought to be a re-branding effort by a tour company as “too hot to handle” was later discovered Friday afternoon to be an actual case of “spontaneous combustion due to lack of interesting news stories” as a Savannah tour trolley was engulfed in flames. “With the very agreeable weather we’ve been having […]
In a windfall of good luck for the state of Georgia, excessive humidity has been deemed a “valuable natural resource” by the American Council on Natural Liquidity. “Several states in the southeast stand to gain substantial funds through the leveraging of this natural resource through the humidity value index.” said ACNL spokesperson Rachael Strickland. As […]
If you’re lucky enough to be in Savannah for St. Patrick’s Day then we’ve got some special tips just for you. Don’t Wear Green – This tired old tradition has had it, no one in Savannah wears green anymore, and you don’t want to look silly do you? We suggest orange instead. Wear Your Best […]
“We had no idea we would be subject to drunken revelry in such a historic city. We were in Charleston last week and there was no such frivolity. Everyone there seemed to have sticks firmly placed up their asses, like good honest God fearing Christians.” “This city is clearly firmly in the grips of a […]
“Look, I’m used to people walking all over me, but quite frankly I’ve had enough.” “Recent events have definitely given me reason to reassess our relationship. I really can’t afford to have my brand associated with that page right now, and with MeToo and everything this couldn’t have come at a worse time.” “Plus I’m […]
“I promised my best friend the day would be perfect. I’m starting to think that ghosts aren’t even real.” said maid of honor Chelsea. “We thought we heard a spirit tapping on the walls of our Airbnb, but it turns out that was just the next door neighbors in the duplex knocking on the wall. […]
“He says he doesn’t even believe in me, but he also is always burning sage to “cleanse the air”, which to me is a real mixed message.” “I used to haunt all up and down this hallway every night, but now it’s so jammed up with these fixed gear bicycles I can barely make it […]
New mothers love spending time taking pictures with their sweet babies and the newest trend in baby fashion started right here in Savannah, Spanish Moss Baby Wigs. “Little Brayden just loves his new wig, and I love that it’s all natural, meaning it’s safe for him to wear, unlike those autism causing vaccines.” said new […]
