Local Ghost Laments Choosing Hipster Roommate

“He says he doesn’t even believe in me, but he also is always burning sage to “cleanse the air”, which to me is a real mixed message.”

“I used to haunt all up and down this hallway every night, but now it’s so jammed up with these fixed gear bicycles I can barely make it through.”

“Plus his girlfriend is always bringing over healing crystals, and dang nabbit if they don’t give me a headache.”

“I’m thinking of breaking the lease, it’s a mess in here, and trust me, I know, I used to live in a Savannah without indoor plumbing, so believe me when I say this level of filth is unacceptable.”