Tourist Angry Walking Tour Doesn’t Offer Seated Option

A complaint by a recent tourist has exposed a gaping vulnerability in local walking tour companies: the lack of a seated option.

“This is a violation of my rights and it’s taking away my freedom!” complained Nebraska native and recent Savannah tourist Dylan Haire.

“How can I be expected to walk around all day in these flip flops!?” said Haire. “We walked around for twenty minutes before I even realized that I had been swindled into paying to exercise!”

When it was pointed out that Savannah offers both Slow Ride and “Trolley” tours Haire went on to explain “I don’t pay good money to move slowly through traffic”.

At the time of reporting, no solution presented was acceptable to Haire, whose profession was described as “betting on fantasy football.”