Trolley Sets Self on Fire to Spice Up Slow News Day

What was originally thought to be a re-branding effort by a tour company as “too hot to handle” was later discovered Friday afternoon to be an actual case of “spontaneous combustion due to lack of interesting news stories” as a Savannah tour trolley was engulfed in flames.

“With the very agreeable weather we’ve been having this spring we were sure we’d see more tourists.” a trolley company representative remarked. “Turns out a slow news day was all that’s needed to really inject some fire into our tours.”

Fire officials have investigated the incident and issued a press release that stated “it’s a much more interesting day for us whenever there’s a fire” and went on to state the incident was brought under control with a technique that fire officials refer to as “putting the wet stuff on the hot stuff”.

Despite their total lack of attention to anything going on around them, no tourists were injured during the incident.