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Trump Voter Sure That Lost Facebook Friends Will Return After Election

“They’ll see the error of their ways.”

Local man and 2nd time Trump supporter, Dan Bummet, is certain that all the people who have unfriended him on Facebook this election season will return once the election is over. Dan’s entire Facebook friend base has had it rough in 2020. Due to the pandemic shutdowns, his feed has been nothing but factually inaccurate political memes and articles from alternative media outlets. 

Dan’s wife Leslie has been concerned for some time. ”He’s only getting likes on his posts from two, maybe three old friends from high school. It’s probably not helpful that all he’s doing is sharing articles from Breitbart, but people need to know how terrible Hunter Biden is!”

Bummet went on to clarify why he thinks these posts are so important “How else are folks gonna know about Hilary’s emails! Or that Tom Hanks is drinking children’s brain juice to stay young and popular! Folks need to know about these dangerous liberal elites and how they’re stealing our children!”  

“Black Lives Matter is a terrorist group funded by George Soros, and people have a right to know from a real news source, unlike all those other fake news sources. What’s most shocking is how the whole world is faking this china virus! Whoever would have guessed a whole world would take part in a lie just to make Donald Trump look like he doesn’t know what he’s doing!”, proclaimed Dan. 

Dan’s posting is set to accelerate as election day nears. “Rush Limbaugh doesn’t have much time left, so I gotta make sure that everyone can read this very smart man’s thoughts on important issues!” said Bummet. It should be noted that at the time of this reporting Bummet’s friend list numbered in the teens.