Visiting Bachelorette Party Enraged That No Ghosts Interrupted Them

“I promised my best friend the day would be perfect. I’m starting to think that ghosts aren’t even real.” said maid of honor Chelsea.

“We thought we heard a spirit tapping on the walls of our Airbnb, but it turns out that was just the next door neighbors in the duplex knocking on the wall. Apparently Savannah doesn’t like late night party girls as much as we were told.”

“We even went on that drinking, cross-fit bicycle thing and asked the driver to take us to the most haunted spot in Savannah, but he just pointed to a port-a-potty at a construction site and said “that’s probably the scariest spot in Savannah right now”, like, what does that even mean?”